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PADDY IS APPEARING ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE:

Chris Tarrant: "Paddy, you've done very well so far. You have £64,000 and 1 life line left. You can still phone a friend.
The next question will give you £125,000 if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will be out of
the game and drop to £32,000. Are you ready?"

Paddy: "For sure Chris I am"

Chris: "On the screen is a photo of a current Manchester United player as a baby -
which Manchester United player is it? Now think about this carefully Paddy, it's worth £125,000.
Only 3 questions away from the million"

Paddy: "I thik I know who it is..... er... but I'm not 100% sure, no I'm sure it's Beckham,
I'm sure it's Beckham (pause) can I phone a friend Chris, just to be sure?"

Chris: "Yes Paddy. Who do you want to phone?"

Paddy: "I'll phone Murphy"

(ringing)

Murphy: "Hello"

Chris: "Hello Murphy, it's Chris Tarrant from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
I have Paddy O'Reilly here and he is doing really well on £64,000
but needs to get to £125,000. Murphy, are you next to the fax machine as this is a visual question.
I'm faxing you a photo. Have you received it?"

Murphy: "Yes"

Chris: "The next voice you heaer will be Paddy's -
he'll explain the question and you have 30 seconds to answer -
fire away Paddy"

Paddy: "Murphy that photo is a baby photo of what current Man Utd player.
I'm sure it's Beckham, what do you think?"

Murphy: "It's never Beckham. It's obviously Schmichael"

Paddy: "You think?"

Murphy: "I'm sure"

Paddy: "Thanks Murphy"

(hangs up)

Chris: "Well, a difference of opinion there.
Do you want to stick on £64,000 or play on for £125,000 Paddy?"

Paddy: "I want to play, I am so sure it's Beckham.
I am going to go with me first answer - Beckham"

Chris: "Is that your final answer?"

Paddy: "It is"

Chris: "Are you confident?"

Paddy: "Fairly"

Chris: "Paddy... you had £64,000 and you said Beckham -
if it's right you win £125,000, if it's wrong you go away with £32,000 - Paddy (drum roll)
........ .... it's the wrong answer. Sorry Paddy, here's your cheque. You've been a great contestant."

(clapping....)

Paddy: "Before I go Chris - what was the correct answer?
It's killing me"

Chris: "Andy Cole"


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