TOP TEN...things to do to a blind person

1) Ask them to babysit, but leave a plastic doll
2) Refuse to tell them who scored on a televised football match
3) Ask them if they read the paper today
4) Slap them, sneak behind them and slap them again
5) Tell them they are ugly and their parents were only being polite
6) Play hide'n'seek, but go to the pub
7) Leave them in a woods at night
8) Go shoping and tell them everyone is staring at them
9) Put extra bumps in their brail
10) Chutney!!!???