Homework

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Kids, Students

A kindergarten class was given a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class. He picked up a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

“It’s a period,” he replied.

“I can see that,” said the teacher, “but what is so exciting about a period?”

“Darned if I know,” said the boy, “but yesterday my sister was missing one, Mom fainted, Dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.”

Exams

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“How are you getting on with your exams?”

“Not bad. The questions are easy enough – it’s the answers I have trouble with!”

Better marks

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Yes, Theo, what is it? Asked the teacher.

I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I didn’t get better marks, someone was going to get a licking.

Job interviews

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Students, Work

Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a £500 suit.

“What!?” I answered, gagging at the price tag. “I’ve bought cars for £500!”

“That’s why I want the £500 suit,” he said. “So I don’t have to drive £500 cars.”

English teacher

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“Hello Mrs. Miller,” said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop.

My husband and I looked at him but drew complete blanks. “I’m sorry, do we know each other?” I asked.

“Yeah, you was my English teacher.”

Leaning over, my husband whispered, “Good job, Honey, good job!”