Croak

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Family, Kids

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.

The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, “Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpa? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, “No, I don’t really want to make the sound of a frog now.”

So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, “Will you please make a sound like a frog?” Grandpa again says, “No, not now. I don’t really want to do that. I’m in a grumpy mood. Maybe later.”

Then the third little boy comes out and says, “Grandpa, oh please… Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?”

“Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?” Grandpa asked.

The little boy replied with a hopeful face, “Well, Mom said that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!”

It’s an emergency

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Kids

Boy: *calls 999* Hello? I need your help!
999: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
999: So what’s your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Homework

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Kids, Students

A kindergarten class was given a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class. He picked up a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

“It’s a period,” he replied.

“I can see that,” said the teacher, “but what is so exciting about a period?”

“Darned if I know,” said the boy, “but yesterday my sister was missing one, Mom fainted, Dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.”

How to get to Heaven

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Kids

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”

“No!” the children all answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”

Again the answer was “No!”

“Well”, she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”

A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”

So dirty

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Kids

“Glen, why do you always get so dirty?” Asked the teacher.

“Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.” He replied