Need ’em for a while

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Hillbillies

Jeb and Jethro live in the hills, about 5 miles outside of town. Jeb asks Jethro to go in to town to pick up some lumber. Jethro walks the 5 miles to town to the local lumberyard.

“Jeb says we’re gonna need some 4 x 2’s” Jethro tells the yardman.

“Do you mean 2 x 4’s?” asks the yardman.

“Well, I don’t rightly know, I better go ask Jeb” says Jethro and walks the 10 miles to the hills and back to town.

“Jeb says we’re gonna need 2 x 4’s” Jethro tells the yardman.

“Now, how many 2 x 4’s will you need?” asks the yardman.

“Well, I don’t rightly know, I better go ask Jeb.” says Jethro, and again walks the 10 miles to the hills and back to town.

“Jeb says were gonna need about 40 of ’em” Jethro tells the yardman.

“Now, how long will you need them?” asks the yardman.

“Well, I don’t rightly know, I better go ask Jeb” says Jethro and yet again walks the 10 miles to the hills and back to town.

Upon returning Jethro says to the yardman, “Jeb says you better give ’em to us for a while . . . we’re gonna build a barn.”

Sneak to your trailer

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Hillbillies

Two good ol’ boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the mill.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “Iff’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’ and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would make us even.”

Now ain’t she purty?

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Hillbillies

Two hillbillies, Billy Bob and Bubba, were walking through the grassy fields of Alabama. Suddenly, Bubba stops when he sees a sheep with its head jammed in a barbed wire fence.

“Hoo-yah!” cries Bubba, “Now ain’t she purty?”

He quickly hurries over to the sheep, drops his pants and hastily has his way with the sheep.

When he is finished, he pulls up his pants and steps back and says to Billy Bob, “Ok, it’s your turn now.”

Billy Bob pulls down his pants, walks over to the sheep, and jams his head into the barbed wire fence.