Stupid Cowboy

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Blondes

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you walking around like this?”

The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff . I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt… so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts …so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now go to town cowboy… ‘.

“And here I am.”

Who would it be?

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Blondes

An executive was interviewing a young blond woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked,
“If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?”

She quickly responded, “The living one.”

What a shame!

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Blondes, Marriage

A young bride tells her friend, “Paul keeps telling everyone he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.”

“What a shame! And after all the time you’ve been engaged!”

The right tree

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Blondes

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of sub zero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,
“I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”