Was it something I said?

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Marriage

An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoon and were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and said, “I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had.”

The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Then she said, “I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity.”

The old man again feeling obligated reached over and gently placed his arm around her shoulders.

The elderly woman then stated,” I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine.”

This time the old man started to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out of the living room his wife asked, “Was it something I said, where are you going?”

The old man looked at her and replied, “I’m going to the bathroom to get my teeth!”

Which car?

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Marriage

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new car for weeks.

He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

“Look !” she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. “And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.”

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.