What a shame!

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Blondes, Marriage

A young bride tells her friend, “Paul keeps telling everyone he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.”

“What a shame! And after all the time you’ve been engaged!”

What did he do before?

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Kids

A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, “My father’s dead, Miss.”

“Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?”

“He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and collapsed.”

The right tree

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Blondes

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of sub zero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,
“I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”