Ketchup

Posted by: Joe King  /  Category: All Jokes, Kids

Little Johnny’s mother was trying hard to get some ketchup to come out of the bottle.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone.

Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone.
“Mummy, It’s the minister,” he said to his mother.

From the kitchen Johnny’s Mum said, “Tell him I’ll call him back.”

Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, “Mummy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now, she’s hitting the bottle.”

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