A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was: “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor’s office.
“We have come for an examination,” said the young girl.
“Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off.”
“No, not me,” said the girl. “it’s my old aunt here.”
“Very well,” said the doctor. “Madam, stick out your tongue….”
There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it and there was a young man standing there who said: “Hello. I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.”
I said, “Come in and sit down! Now what do you want to talk about?”
He said, “I’ve no idea. I’ve never got this far before!”
