A customer comes into a computer store.
“I’m looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.”
After a while the clerk replied, “Have you tried Windows Vista?”
Young Son: “Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her”
Dad: “That happens in every country, son”
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.
We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, “Yes!
Lot’s of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?”
“I did, they’re in your tackle box.”
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probably saying the same thing about us.” Replied his wife.
Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are two lines; a short one and a long one.
He walks to the front of the long line and sees a sign written above the head of the angel in charge:
THIS WAY TO HELL>> MEN WHO LET WOMEN WEAR THE PANTS
He decides that this line is just way to long and goes around to the other line where a sign reads;
THIS WAY TO HEAVEN>> GUYS WITH BALLS
There is only one person in this line and he is a small, frayed and withered old man.
Bob just has to know and so he asks, “Why are you in this line? I mean are you the only one going to heaven?”
The little man turns to him and whispers gently, “Keep your voice down, the wife told me to stand here!”